Your Compass for Legal Advocacy, Satirical News & Actionable Tools
Welcome aboard. I’m Anon E. Mouse, a retired Chief who traded a life at sea for a new mission: navigating the tempest of America’s criminal justice system.
This site is a command post for people who believe justice should be more than paperwork, punishment, and permanent supervision. Here you’ll find supervised release tools, legal commentary, satire, downloadable resources, and books aimed at exposing a broken system while helping people chart a better course.
Start with the SR-ETEC calculator, play Choose Your Robe, browse the latest articles, or explore the books and resources.
Featured Tool: SR-ETEC
The SR-ETEC Calculator helps evaluate whether a person on federal supervised release may be ready for early termination. It considers time served, compliance, risk factors, probation input, government position, and court posture to create a practical recommendation snapshot.
[Use the SR-ETEC Online Calculator]
New to the tool? Read the practical guide before you begin.
SR-ETEC Desktop Pro
For users who want an offline desktop version, SR-ETEC Desktop Pro provides a downloadable version of the calculator for repeated use, local access, and a cleaner workflow outside the browser.
Interactive Game: Choose Your Robe
Step into the role of a Supreme Court justice and decide which parts of the federal criminal justice system survive constitutional review. Plea bargaining, supervised release, sentencing guidelines, and probation all stand or fall by your vote.
Every robe changes the outcome. Every vote builds a different America.
Explore the constitutional worlds created by your decisions.
Free Interactive EPUB
Download the free branching-path EPUB companion to Choose Your Robe. Make the calls, follow the consequences, and discover which constitutional world your decisions create.
The Mission
We challenge broken maps. This site combines criminal justice commentary, supervised release reform, satire, and practical tools for people trying to understand — and survive — a system that too often confuses control with justice.
Your Tools of the Trade
This site is built to equip you for the fight. Here is the gear we provide to help you on your journey:
Calculators & Tools: Use SR-ETEC and future calculators to evaluate supervised release, early termination, and other justice-system issues.
Satire & Commentary: Read sharp, irreverent critiques of politics, courts, probation, sentencing, and criminal justice reform.
Motions & Forms: Download templates, forms, and starting-point materials for advocacy and court filings.
Note: These materials are educational starting points, not legal advice or a substitute for an attorney.
